I'm Not Flirting — Diplomatic Relations T‑Shirt

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A bold, tongue-in-cheek tee that speaks with equal parts sass and confidence. The vintage gothic type and decorative flourishes frame a cheeky line about “establishing diplomatic relations,” giving this shirt playful attitude without shouting. Lightweight, soft ring-spun cotton makes it easy to wear all day — layered for cooler nights or loose and relaxed for lounging. It’s the sort of top that sparks laughs, starts conversations, and sits comfortably in a casual wardrobe while showing off a sharp sense of humor.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics for crisp, durable artwork (sleeve/neck labels DTF)
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and EU-compliant safety standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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A bold, tongue-in-cheek tee that speaks with equal parts sass and confidence. The vintage gothic type and decorative flourishes frame a cheeky line about “establishing diplomatic relations,” giving this shirt playful attitude without shouting. Lightweight, soft ring-spun cotton makes it easy to wear all day — layered for cooler nights or loose and relaxed for lounging. It’s the sort of top that sparks laughs, starts conversations, and sits comfortably in a casual wardrobe while showing off a sharp sense of humor.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics for crisp, durable artwork (sleeve/neck labels DTF)
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and EU-compliant safety standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors