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Krampus Clause Hoodie — Holiday Krampus Demon Pullover
from $65.10
This heavy hoodie carries a dark, playful edge — a cozy armor for cold nights and mischief-filled holidays. The small golden Krampus emblem on the chest and the bold Krampus Clause crest across the back give it vintage-poster energy: a little wicked, a little theatrical. The dense fleece and structured three-panel hood hold shape without feeling bulky. Slip it on after a long day outside or wear it to low-lit gatherings where storytelling and bad puns are encouraged. It settles around you like a warm, slightly rebellious tradition — comfortable enough for a late-night walk, dramatic enough to start a conversation at a seasonal party.
Product features
- Heavy 10 oz (~340 g/m²) fabric with soft 3-end fleece for warmth
- 70% cotton / 30% recycled polyester blend (varies by color) with 100% combed cotton face yarn
- Three-panel fleece-lined hood with dyed-to-match drawcords and metal eyelets
- Kangaroo pocket plus 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with double-needle stitching
- Under 5% shrinkage, tear-away tags, and durable double-needle topstitch on all seams
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product features
- Heavy 10 oz (~340 g/m²) fabric with soft 3-end fleece for warmth
- 70% cotton / 30% recycled polyester blend (varies by color) with 100% combed cotton face yarn
- Three-panel fleece-lined hood with dyed-to-match drawcords and metal eyelets
- Kangaroo pocket plus 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with double-needle stitching
- Under 5% shrinkage, tear-away tags, and durable double-needle topstitch on all seams
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Krampus Clause Tee — Holiday Krampus Graphic Moisture‑Wicking Shirt
from $43.03
Lightweight and quick-drying, this moisture-wicking tee brings a playful, slightly wicked holiday vibe to warm-weather gatherings and spirited seasonal events. The slim chest emblem and bold back graphic—reading “The Krampus Clause” in vintage-inspired lettering with ornamental flourishes—create a contrast of subtle front detail and statement back. Wear it to outdoor carols, Christmas markets, or themed parties; it breathes easily during long nights by firelight and packs small for trips. The fabric feels airy against the skin while holding its shape, so the design stays crisp wash after wash. If you like quirky holiday lore and want a tee that works for active, on-the-go celebrations, this lands right in that lane.
Product features
- 100% polyester — very durable and quick-drying
- Extra-light fabric (3.8 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) print for sharp, lasting graphics
- Reinforced construction: self-fabric collar, double-needle hems, and side seams
- Regular fit with tear-away label for irritation-free wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% polyester — very durable and quick-drying
- Extra-light fabric (3.8 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) print for sharp, lasting graphics
- Reinforced construction: self-fabric collar, double-needle hems, and side seams
- Regular fit with tear-away label for irritation-free wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Odin St. Nick 'I'm Too Negative' Graphic T‑Shirt
from $25.99
This lightweight crew-neck tee blends dark humor with bold, gothic typography to create a statement piece for folks who enjoy ironic, irreverent fashion. The black shirt provides a stark canvas for the white, old-English style lettering that reads like a tongue-in-cheek proclamation. It sits comfortably for long days—lounging at home, grabbing coffee, or heading to a low-key gig—while signaling a dry, sardonic sense of humor. Wear it layered under a denim jacket for an edge or oversized as a cozy at-home staple. The vibe is equal parts witty and rebellious; it’s the sort of shirt that sparks a smirk and a conversation without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to hold shape
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- Durable, high-contrast print using DTG/DTF methods depending on placement
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to hold shape
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- Durable, high-contrast print using DTG/DTF methods depending on placement
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
T-Shirt — Small Gold Demon Skull Chest Logo Tee, Edgy Casual Streetwear
from $28.99
A soft, lightweight black tee stamped with a small, golden horned skull emblem over the left chest. The shirt drapes casually but cleanly — a relaxed canvas for someone who likes subtle edge without shouting. Wear it for slow weekends, late-night shows, or when you want a quiet nod to darker aesthetics. The breathable ring-spun cotton feels gentle on the skin; the ribbed collar and taped shoulders keep the shape crisp after many washes. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans for an everyday look with attitude.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Small gold horned skull chest print using DTG/DTF methods for sharp, durable detail
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Small gold horned skull chest print using DTG/DTF methods for sharp, durable detail
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
I'm Not Flirting — Diplomatic Relations T‑Shirt
from $25.99
A bold, tongue-in-cheek tee that speaks with equal parts sass and confidence. The vintage gothic type and decorative flourishes frame a cheeky line about “establishing diplomatic relations,” giving this shirt playful attitude without shouting. Lightweight, soft ring-spun cotton makes it easy to wear all day — layered for cooler nights or loose and relaxed for lounging. It’s the sort of top that sparks laughs, starts conversations, and sits comfortably in a casual wardrobe while showing off a sharp sense of humor.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics for crisp, durable artwork (sleeve/neck labels DTF)
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and EU-compliant safety standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics for crisp, durable artwork (sleeve/neck labels DTF)
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and EU-compliant safety standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Embroidered Bumblebee Black Joggers
from $42.92
These tapered joggers bring quiet confidence to everyday wear. Heavy enough to hold shape but soft to the touch, they move easily from slow mornings to late-night runs. The subtle embroidered motif on the hip gives them a handcrafted feel — not loud, just a small detail that reads intentional. Wear them with an oversized knit on chilly evenings or a simple tee for errands. They sit slightly lower in front for relaxed movement and rise a bit at the back so you can bend, stretch, and sit without shifting. If you like comfortable pieces that still look considered, these joggers fit into a routine where ease meets careful craft.
Product features
- 60% cotton / 40% polyester blend — soft, durable embroidery-friendly fabric
- Pre-shrunk fleece construction — keeps shape wash after wash
- Midweight fabric (7.2 oz/yd² / 244 g/m²) — substantial but comfortable
- Tapered fit with lower front rise and slightly longer back rise — relaxed mobility and secure fit
- Elastic waistband with drawcord; blank sourced from El Salvador or Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not dryclean
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product features
- 60% cotton / 40% polyester blend — soft, durable embroidery-friendly fabric
- Pre-shrunk fleece construction — keeps shape wash after wash
- Midweight fabric (7.2 oz/yd² / 244 g/m²) — substantial but comfortable
- Tapered fit with lower front rise and slightly longer back rise — relaxed mobility and secure fit
- Elastic waistband with drawcord; blank sourced from El Salvador or Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not dryclean
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
My Therapist Asked What Triggers Me T-Shirt
from $25.99
This lightweight cotton tee carries a wry, dark-humored statement in bold Old English type: “My therapist asked what triggers me. I gestured broadly at humanity.” It reads like a private joke you share with close friends—dry, blunt, a little theatrical. The soft ring-spun cotton drapes comfortably and the classic crew silhouette keeps the look simple so the message stands out. Wear it when you want to make people smirk, start a conversation, or simply announce your mood without saying a word.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (select colors blended).
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean finish.
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching.
- DTG/DTF printed design with durable sleeve/neck label printing methods.
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and ethical sourcing.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (select colors blended).
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean finish.
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching.
- DTG/DTF printed design with durable sleeve/neck label printing methods.
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and ethical sourcing.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors