This lightweight cotton tee carries a wry, dark-humored statement in bold Old English type: “My therapist asked what triggers me. I gestured broadly at humanity.” It reads like a private joke you share with close friends—dry, blunt, a little theatrical. The soft ring-spun cotton drapes comfortably and the classic crew silhouette keeps the look simple so the message stands out. Wear it when you want to make people smirk, start a conversation, or simply announce your mood without saying a word.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (select colors blended). - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean finish. - Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching. - DTG/DTF printed design with durable sleeve/neck label printing methods. - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and ethical sourcing.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
This lightweight cotton tee carries a wry, dark-humored statement in bold Old English type: “My therapist asked what triggers me. I gestured broadly at humanity.” It reads like a private joke you share with close friends—dry, blunt, a little theatrical. The soft ring-spun cotton drapes comfortably and the classic crew silhouette keeps the look simple so the message stands out. Wear it when you want to make people smirk, start a conversation, or simply announce your mood without saying a word.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (select colors blended). - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean finish. - Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching. - DTG/DTF printed design with durable sleeve/neck label printing methods. - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and ethical sourcing.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors